Some days shouldn't even happen
Me: wow I am so sore from my workout I can barely move my arms or walk or even function properly
Me: THIS IS GREAT
When someone tries to talk to me while I'm working...
keepcalmanddrinkwater: whatshouldfitbitchescallme: ACCURATE
spyroshy: if we talk and we get really close and stuff and then for like a while afterwards I don’t make much of an effort to talk to you I’m really sorry That’s just how I function and its not because I don’t like you anymore or I don’t think about you I just forget a lot and want to be alone and I get wrapped up in myself and my life and I get distracted so I’m really sorry
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
homobiologist: im worried that one day drake bell will get violently murdered by a belieber im not even joking
sometimesiquestionmysanity: mylilsunshine: ...
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
fuckmegentlywithawinonaryder: things to keep in mind: -you do not know the religion of the people who planted these bombs -you do not know the race of the people who plated these bombs -you do not know the nationality or the political motives of the people who planted these bombs -tumblr is not a credible source -terrorism tries to instill fear and hysteria in people. keep calm -your...
When I realize I have been procrastinating instead...