May 2013
29 posts
Some days shouldn't even happen
lovingbeingfit:
Me: wow I am so sore from my workout I can barely move my arms or walk or even function properly
Me: ...
Me: THIS IS GREAT
When someone tries to talk to me while I'm working...
keepcalmanddrinkwater:
whatshouldfitbitchescallme:
ACCURATE
spyroshy:
if we talk and we get really close and stuff and then for like a while afterwards I don’t make much of an effort to talk to you
I’m really sorry
That’s just how I function and its not because I don’t like you anymore or I don’t think about you
I just forget a lot and want to be alone and I get wrapped up in myself and my life and I get distracted so I’m really sorry
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
April 2013
66 posts
homobiologist:
im worried that one day drake bell will get violently murdered by a belieber im not even joking
the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
fuckmegentlywithawinonaryder:
things to keep in mind:
-you do not know the religion of the people who planted these bombs
-you do not know the race of the people who plated these bombs
-you do not know the nationality or the political motives of the people who planted these bombs
-tumblr is not a credible source
-terrorism tries to instill fear and hysteria in people. keep calm
-your...
When I realize I have been procrastinating instead...